Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

Dirty Kiwi by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Get merch

Get the Dirty Kiwi mug.

See more merch

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

Dirty Kiwi by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Get merch

Related Words

Dirty Kiwi • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike • dirty pillow • Dirty Bomb