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Dirty Jewel

She is a asshole who like any guys and will hurt you. Be ware if she is 6 inches near you it smells like the little mermaid house. He hair line is so bad it makes a cancer survivor look like that have hair
Ugh here's dirty Jewel
What's that
It's her

Dirty Jenelle 

When a woman femjacs herself to orgasm multiple times and fills a plastic bottle full of vajizzle to use as a road rage weapon.
I accidentally cut a woman off in traffic, then that crazy bitch threw a Dirty Jenelle at my windshield. Now all the neighborhood cats keep following me !
Dirty Jenelle by Fukucifer June 8, 2021

dirty jewelea 

When someone likes sucking the shit out of their partners ass hairs.
I was gonna rinse my ass hole out before going to my girls house, but she said we were doing the dirty jewelea tonight.

Dirty jewells 

Idk I'd like to find out if it's a thing.
Idk was wondering if this was a thing. Wht is a dirty jewells.
Dirty jewells by Hott Lanta September 29, 2021

Dirty Jewelz

When a pretty girl has anal beads made out of gem stones .
Who ever pulls them out the booty has to put them in there mouth swish them around and put them around the girls kneck and take her out to a fancy dinner.
I needed someone to retrieve my Dirty Jewelz to wear to dinner .
Dirty Jewelz by Butterfly5384 February 1, 2024

Dirty Jewelz

When a pretty girl has anal beads made out of gem stones .
Who ever pulls them out the booty has to put them in there mouth swish them around and put them around the girls kneck and take her out to a fancy dinner.
I needed someone to retrieve my Dirty Jewelz to wear to dinner .
Dirty Jewelz by Butterfly5384 February 1, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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