by King82 June 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Jacob mug.a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.
Dude you know that guy from twilight?
Who Jacob?
Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.
Who Jacob?
Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.
by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010
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A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.
by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009
Get the dirty jacob mug.When two males 69 eating each other out with the audience of the family pets in the room to increase arousal.
"Man, the dog really wanted to escape the room when we were doing a Dirty Jacob. I was such a turn on."
by NaniNeeks September 5, 2019
Get the Dirty Jacob mug.A gay incest act where two males who are brothers eat each others poop out of their loose gaping butt holes, then share a wet sloppy open mouth French kiss, sharing the poop.
by AmongUsTard October 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Jacob mug.When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022
Get the Dirty Jacob mug.a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023
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