Dirty Dinah

When you’re all out of lube so you crack a couple of eggs in their back door and give em the ole scramble before you felch them into a frying pan

Last night melody was so drunk and hungry she made me serve her up a Dirty Dinah from scratch

by The scrambled omelette April 15, 2020

Dirty Dinadan

A sex act. The dirty Dinadan opens the receivers anus with a shoe horn before proceeding to insert a camera lense into the rectum. Once inserted the dirty Dinadan will zoom in and out whilst recording, extending and retracting the lense so the receiver is penetrated by the camera. He will do this until the receiver shouts “Jack this is foul”. The giver and receiver then eat a bowl of crunchy nut cereal and bond while watching the footage from the dirty Dinadan

I haven’t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks. When I go and visit her from uni l, I’m gonna give her the dirty Dinadan

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024