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dirty blake 

When you have to study and decide to shove the pen into your butt hole and begin writing.
My friends and I had a study date and we got bored so we decided to pull a dirty Blake.
dirty blake by ChodeKitten September 13, 2017
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Dirty Blake 

When you are at the lake and are absolutely deleting beers and you black out after throwing 8 innings strong and start yelling at all the hot girls about how big their titties are and how much you want to fall in love with them.
Dude did y’all see Blake at the lake last week?

No but I saw dirty Blake yelling at all the girls
That was bad man but he threw a CG 2 days later

Dirty Blake 

When you like a person so much that you will literally do anything for them.
Adam wanted to do a Steam Roller , so I pulled a Dirty Blake and let him do it.
Dirty Blake by dlover18 April 4, 2020

Dirty Blake 

When a man with a tiny penis uses a fork to grow it further during sex.
Blake had a small penis so he used a dirty blake.
Dirty Blake by MYBIGPP June 7, 2018

Dirty Mallory and Blake 

When u play with a girl and she plays with u
I’m get a dirty Mallory and Blake

dirty baker 

(v): the act of eating a donut off of a man's penis; varieties include powered, glazed, chocolate, and sprinkles.
"Oh man, Sara just gave me the best Dirty Baker."

Dirty Bakery 

going into a public toilet then placing the human feces on the wall's of the cubicle and rubbing the excess onto the toilet paper and sticking it also on the walls.
have you seen the dirty bakery in the toilet block downstairs today ?
Dirty Bakery by TheManIsOnline October 5, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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