Dirty Alexander

When you cum or piss in a condom and freeze it and then beat the shit out of your youngest sibling.

My sister bit me so I gave her a Dirty Alexander.

by TesticalTitan May 14, 2020

Dirty Alexander

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.

He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

by Jockstrapanon May 14, 2020

Dirty Alexander

When a man watches two women Having sex while making duck noises and jerking off.

While I was at the party Jake did a dirty alexander with Lily and Bella

by WandaPP January 13, 2022

Dirty Alexander

An Idiot who breaks the glass at hardware stop

WTF dirty alexander!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

by Alekee July 1, 2020