A generic term for any snack foods that are consumed while getting drunk , preferably on cheap booze
Rick: where the fuck were you ??
Tepo: I was sitting by the railroad tracks drinking Muskatel & eating dipsy doodles
Tepo: I was sitting by the railroad tracks drinking Muskatel & eating dipsy doodles
by Rondo Calarisian April 10, 2007
by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019
Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)
Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
by vvhip March 16, 2016
girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO
by pem from ssp June 16, 2020
It’s goofy uncouth reckless dump acting functioning slow or the slowest person or in fact the type of person who completely challenged a will always levitate to a higher caliber woman to fit in pathetic or lack of a better word.
I was looking at beautiful women and the her friend Dipsy Doodle opened her mouth thinking I was talking to her .
by Child support definition April 7, 2022
Dipsy is slang for a girl that hooks up with many people at once or simply dresses as a hoe. Often used in place of the older versions e.g. “hoe” , “whore” , “slut”.
by Your man Doyle September 18, 2020