When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.
by JBani January 1, 2011
A 2-step shitting method. The first motion is where you simultaneously shotgun dip, shit and flush using momentum. The second dip is where one shits any residuals nuggets and wipes the ass.
Joe: Hey Drew I'm having a hard time shitting these days.
Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.
Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.
by Original_Gax December 4, 2017
A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.
Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.
Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.
Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.
Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.
Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.
by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011