Diet

A form of torture, hence "Die" with a "t" at the end

Oh man, I shouldn't be eating so much ice cream, I'm gonna have to go on a diet.

by superblackeagle January 28, 2008

Diet

relatively new phrase added onto major food and beverage products which is synonymous to:

loaded chock full of splenda and impossible to consume because of horrible aftertaste, will make you want more of something that isn't good for you in the first place.

or

foods and beverages whose chief component is air.

diet rice cakes

by C fua September 03, 2010

Diet

The word that is used in substitution of gym. Used when lying to yourself or others about weight loss.

Bro 1: I should lose weight for summer maaaan.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.

by wiinotfit October 12, 2011

Diet

adj., substandard,weak; generally used to denote tedious, unimaginative generic tat. 2) also used to define more general nouns.

1) Do you like Coldplay?
No, I think of them as Diet Radiohead.
2) Have you been to Portugal?
That's Diet Spain.

by Nick Cherkas January 02, 2004

Diet

Stuff that White Girls say they're gonna do but instead make up some bullshit excuse.

Boyfriend: Hey baby hows your diet going

Girlfriend: Oh, No today is my cheat day

Boyfriend: But you said yesterday was your cheat day

Girlfriend: OHHHHH Yeah. Sorry I "Forgot"

by E Dwag Loom December 14, 2015

Diet

A deliberative assembly made up of members who use parliamentary procedure to make decisions. First used in the Holy Roman Empire in the 8th century and still used in some countries today, such as Japan.

Diet of Japan enacts controversial state secrets bill.

by Luke B February 20, 2014

diet

A word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.

Diet coke, Diet Pepsi, etc.

by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006