A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
by Nobody0000 September 16, 2009
This hate-pit of a website that has been invaded by stupid teenyboppers. Here, women bitch about men 24/7 to take out their frustrations, and men right horrid, disgusting definitions about sexual acts towards women. Others like to whine about video games, their parents, their friends that we've never even met and comic books. Originally intended for slang, but good luck with any of that.
This moderator-less hunk of junk is fueled by only stereotypes and hatred, with editors that can't do their job for shit. This is my 3rd time trying to add this definition, while complete and utter bullshit gets put on here.
This moderator-less hunk of junk is fueled by only stereotypes and hatred, with editors that can't do their job for shit. This is my 3rd time trying to add this definition, while complete and utter bullshit gets put on here.
The following example is a REAL Urban dictionary "definition":
Boys- fuck them all there all out there everywhere to either break your heart, make your life missrible, or just ruin your life completely. sometimes there wonderful and everything but then they turn, mean are all cheaters they will do it at least once in your relationship, there liers and they all are so ladys DONT BELEAVE REALLY ANYTHING THAT THEY SAY to you cuz most of the time there just trying to either get you in bed or just want a girlfriend so say they got one, well what i say about them is just FUCK THEM ALL and just DONT TRUST THEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Boys- fuck them all there all out there everywhere to either break your heart, make your life missrible, or just ruin your life completely. sometimes there wonderful and everything but then they turn, mean are all cheaters they will do it at least once in your relationship, there liers and they all are so ladys DONT BELEAVE REALLY ANYTHING THAT THEY SAY to you cuz most of the time there just trying to either get you in bed or just want a girlfriend so say they got one, well what i say about them is just FUCK THEM ALL and just DONT TRUST THEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
by I hate makings namessss August 1, 2010
A website where one can either get references to sex, or helpful definitions, but usually the first one.
Poor Soul: I looked up monkey on the internet, and apparently it’s a name for the female genitalia.
Me: Urban Dictionary?
Poor Soul: Yep.
Me: Urban Dictionary?
Poor Soul: Yep.
by SkyrimAndHerPeople October 27, 2019
by pancake king June 9, 2020
The exact opposite of the 'Urban Dictionary'. If such a website existed, it would have the definitions of 'posh' or 'sophisticated' words within it.
The closet example I could find was 'www.oldedictionary.com'
The closet example I could find was 'www.oldedictionary.com'
Urbane Dictionary Dewd: Thou is but a grovelling horeson!
Urban Dewd: Sheeeeet! U bin reiding dat 'urbane dickshunary' agein?
Urban Dewd: Sheeeeet! U bin reiding dat 'urbane dickshunary' agein?
by Naname August 27, 2012
by F to the fricken MA April 20, 2017
A shitty website.
It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.
Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.
It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.
Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.
Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.
by get this shit off google December 25, 2009