Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

by BigPastaBoiz November 24, 2024

Bare Dickhead

Plain stupid or idiotic.

Nah, that's Bare Dickhead.

Your Bare Dickhead.

Josh says "Oh my gosh ! Are you guy's Smoking CANNABIS !?"

Grant says "BARE DICKHEAD" and momentarily "creases"

by jmsallamamalala October 18, 2011

triflin dickhead

A dude who his ratchet,sneaky asshole who thinks they know it all

This triflin dickhead called me a wanch

by Sexydannah1 October 26, 2017

straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018

Dickheadity

Activity or activities that highlight a person as an utter dickhead.

She was a moron, frequently engaging in dickheadity.

by Grandpa G July 12, 2011

Dooly Dickhead

An arrogant and egotistical asshole that is completely unaware of his own stupidity or actions.

Dude 1:"I asked that dude to turn down his speaker system like ten times but he keeps turning them back up."
Dude 2: "man he is such a dooly dickhead."

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

Dickheadness

The inner dickhead within that some people choose to shelter from the world.

“Just release your dickheadness.”

by Cumrain November 20, 2022