Dick Cheater

A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.

by _jakedasnake May 10, 2018

dick in the booty

gay or sus person.. that hasn’t came out the closet ( you say this as a joke )

him: period ah period uh

me: you a lil dick in the booty typa boy huh?

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.

I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old

by Wow girly April 11, 2020

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 February 2, 2016