Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 23, 2008

Dick Tick

When your cock has a seizure-freak out while taking a piss, like tourettes. The dick will fling piss in many directions.

Oh! I'm sorry for pissing all over you Colton, I had a Dick Tick.

by AMY LEE June 29, 2014

Dick tick

Stage 5 clinger!

Someone who won't leave you alone sexually.

Stocker, clinger, felica

Man that girl is a dick tick...
Shes been a dick tick ever since we hooked up!

by Theoriginalred September 19, 2016

dick tick

when you punch someone so hard in their balls that it goes inside of them and now their dick resembles a vagina

i will fucking dick tick you if you do not shut the fuck up

by paleo_psychodelics January 22, 2020

Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022

Tick Dick

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long

I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick

by JDL32895 August 6, 2008