a dude with a self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)espacially at slinging meat/having sex.mostly true master dick slingers dont get much practice but when they have sex they can make most girls cum hard

jeremy:im a master dick slinger im fuckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs

master dick slinger by tjje4ever November 6, 2010

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Dick Masterson

A well known simp.

"Just let go, Jamie. I'll Catch you." - Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera)

Dick Masterson by hulagirl86 April 28, 2020

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Dick Masterson

1. A chauvinist who constantly contradicts himself, and uses insults, rather than solid arguments to convey his 'opinion'.

Dick Masterson: women line up to go out with me!
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be last in line.
DM: maybe if you hit the treadmill more often you will be in first.

Dick Masterson by amo1234 May 6, 2010

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dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

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