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Urban Dick-tionary 

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo

Urban Dick-tionary 

A person who constantly references Urban Dictionary definitions and will accept anything there as fact, usually in a bit of a douchebag manner. He constantly tells his friends to look up things there and will even masturbate to Urban Dictionary on occasion.
Urban Dick-tionary: Hey dudes, whatcha up to?
Al: Just discussing the Coriolis Force with Francis.
Urban Dick-tionary: Oh, well on Urban Dicktionary it says the Coriolis Force is caused by different toilet designs between the hemispheres. Cool, huh?
Francis: God, what an Urban Dick-tionary...

Urban Dick-tionary 

An online dictionary run by idiots and assholes.
"The people who run the Urban Dick-tionary don't know their ass from their elbow."

dick-tionary 

a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.
"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"

urban dick-tionist 

Noun:

1. A person that uses Urban Dictionary on a regular basis in order to try and impress people at parties with their knowledge of the latest hipster slang.

2. A person who reviews pending Urban Dictionary submissions. This reviewer is generally characterized as an unfunny super tool who often rejects really awesome and funny Urban Dictionary submissions, and subsequently robs the rest of the world of the potential hilarity.
1. Sheesh...There's Rob again...he is such an urban dick-tionist. Always trying to impress girls with obscure Urban Dictionary definitions. What a douche.

2. Mike: Yo Steve! Did that one funny definition you submitted to Urban Dictionary get accepted?
Steve: Nah fam....some urban dick-tionist with no sense of humor rejected it.
urban dick-tionist by Mike Partlow December 3, 2017

Urban Dick'tionary-ed 

(dik-shun-a-ree-d) v.
Urban Dictionary renamed. This term is used when the editors of the Urban Dictionary "dick you" by not posting a useful and/or funny definition that you have submitted to them.
i subitted my definition for glock- potato (a wonderful game where you and drunk friends sit around and toss a chambered glock back and forth and hope (kind of) that theres no loser) and totally got urban dick'tionary-ed.