Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

Get merch

Get the Dick Tick mug.

See more merch

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

Get merch

When your cock has a seizure-freak out while taking a piss, like tourettes. The dick will fling piss in many directions.

Oh! I'm sorry for pissing all over you Colton, I had a Dick Tick.

Dick Tick by AMY LEE June 29, 2014

Get merch

Stage 5 clinger!

Someone who won't leave you alone sexually.

Stocker, clinger, felica

Man that girl is a dick tick...
Shes been a dick tick ever since we hooked up!

Get merch

when you punch someone so hard in their balls that it goes inside of them and now their dick resembles a vagina

Get merch

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

Get merch

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long

I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick

Tick Dick by JDL32895 August 6, 2008

Get merch