Dick Taco

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The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

Dick Taco by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

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Dick Taco

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

Dick Taco by EmoreX January 2, 2010

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Dick taco by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

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dick taco

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole

That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.

dick taco by Bunanator December 1, 2007

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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

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A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

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A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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