Dick Stomp 

When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.

"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"

"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"

Dick Stomp by Miles Hale August 1, 2009

Dick Stomp 

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.

This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.

Dick Stomp by kwis9 March 28, 2023

stomp dick 

A word I made up for when you have sex with an obese female(Or male if your gay)

The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.

I got drunk and fucked some fat bitch now I got stomp dick.

stomp dick by Lucas Hartwell November 30, 2007

Dick Stomper

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.

Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
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Dick Stomper by Lordgumby November 23, 2016

dick stomping 

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

dick stomping by x_reticent July 6, 2009

dick stamp 

To press the still wet tip of a recently ejaculated penis against a body part of another individual.

Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.

He dick stamped her ass right after he came.

dick stamp by TheStamper December 13, 2018

dick stomper

When you take a big hit of weed and blow it in the end of another guys penis and stomp on the dick until the smoke is out and then you inhale it and that's a dick stomper

For example last night me and my buddy were taking some tokes and then all of the sudden he just looked at me and said dick stomper boobooty number luvermother scumbavk scuvvel loverrrrr 🎠🎠💋💋✒

dick stomper by Ydydydydy November 13, 2016