When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
by Miles Hale August 1, 2009
Get the Dick Stomp mug.Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
by kwis9 March 28, 2023
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A word I made up for when you have sex with an obese female(Or male if your gay)
The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.
The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.
by Lucas Hartwell November 30, 2007
Get the stomp dick mug.A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.
Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
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by Lordgumby November 23, 2016
Get the Dick Stomper mug.1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.
2) The act of stomping penis.
3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
2) The act of stomping penis.
3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.
by x_reticent July 6, 2009
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Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
by TheStamper December 13, 2018
Get the dick stamp mug.When you take a big hit of weed and blow it in the end of another guys penis and stomp on the dick until the smoke is out and then you inhale it and that's a dick stomper
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by Ydydydydy November 13, 2016
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