Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.

After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.

by Seamypick February 8, 2015

Dick Shit

To have nothing or Value of an item to be worthless.

"You got dick shit, bitch"

by Anon-in-Illinois October 23, 2005

Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

by seriously hoo farted September 4, 2010

Dick Shit

Shit that comes out of ones dick and most likely will come out in spaghetti form.

My dick shit had corn/nuts in it.

My dick had diaherria.

I need an enima for me winky

by Paul O. September 4, 2005

Dick Shit

(dik-sh-tit)adj.A really long piss;An idiot

Eric:Damn man i knew i shouldn't have drank the mega glug
Drew:Well take a dick shit out the window!
Eric:Ok But the poor Dick Shits back there are gonna think is raining!

by NeoAtomsk October 8, 2008

Dick-shit

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".

B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..

by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014

dick shit

Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.

"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006