dick punch

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.

I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)

dick punch by Kwelobus December 24, 2003

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Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

dick punch by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

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dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately

"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".

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Dick Punch

"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"

Dick Punch by shoeboxin December 16, 2008

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A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.

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The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.

Dick Punch by BretPriebe January 16, 2011

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mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole

dick punch by kkroon007 October 8, 2008

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