Dick Monkey 

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.

Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!

Dick Monkey by theironavenger September 19, 2009

dick monkey 

A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.

can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

dick monkey by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006

Dick monkey 

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

Dick monkey by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

dick monkey 

A man who has frequent noncommital sex with his girlfriends mom

Brad and jess broke up.
Why?
Because he was her mom's dick monkey.

dick monkey by Sunshine Meadow November 13, 2007

Dick monkey 

Like dicks in his or her face and is like a monkey

Like a monkey of dicks is a dick monkey

Dick monkey by Dicks:) February 19, 2012

Dick monkey 

A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.

My brother was annoying me so much last night… He was being a real dick monkey

Dick monkey by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

sneak dick monkey 

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.

My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....

sneak dick monkey by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021