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Dick Duck Fart
From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Dick Duck Fart by McMeddles April 4, 2009
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Dick Duck Fucker
A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
Dick Duck Fucker by McMeddles February 28, 2014
Dick Cheney Duck Shot
When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.
Dick Cheney Duck Shot by Cupcake_Kid November 1, 2009
Duck dick stew
Duck dick stew is an Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.
"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick stew?"
"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."
"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."
Duck dick stew by Duck Dick Stew October 23, 2016
dick and duck
To sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. Primarily a male action.
Guy 1: Did you know that girl we just passed?
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.
dick and duck by wjcynx1 March 2, 2010
Duck Dick
Duck Dick by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010