A game played by two presumably straight males where each player pulls out his penis and stares at the other player. The one whose penis moves first is declared the loser. And thus ridiculed and called a gay for a minimum of two hours.
Hey guys who is up for a game of dick chicken?
by Frank Mrugala November 25, 2010
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A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez December 16, 2015
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A game held between two men where they pull out both of their dicks and joust at each other. The first man to chicken out loses.
"Jeremy is the Dick Chicken champion"
by 69WeenieBoy69 December 19, 2016
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A game played by a man where he walks the fine line between getting drunk, and drinking too much and thus under-performing in bed. Dick chicken results in either drunken sex, or whiskey dick.
Seriously, I am not playing dick chicken tonight. I wanna get laid
by TheNeighborGirl August 16, 2010
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A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch.

Play when drunk!
Who wants to play dick chicken!
by Ricerocket55 October 19, 2015
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A woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she's been around the block way too many times. Hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for other guys' schlongs.
"Dude, that sorority is a KFC buffet of dick chicken!"

"Man, Cindy was awesome last night, too bad she's pure dick chicken and I'm probably gonna get some nasty disease"
by Uncle Taco November 03, 2007
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a chicken that looks like a regular fat-ass chicken, but has an oversized dick for a head.
Guy 1: OMG! What the fuck is wrong with that chicken?

Guy 2: Nothing, its just my dick chicken....
by ifukdyermom March 02, 2009
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