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resting diarrhea face 

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.
Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.

Diarrhea-Faced 

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs
Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced
Diarrhea-Faced by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

Diarrhea Faced 

To consume alcohol and get shit faced, sober up, and get shit faced a second time. We call that Diarrhea Faced.
"Yesterday afternoon G-money was shit faced off that cafe patron. Then he had McDonalds for dinner and sobered up. Quickly after he went to Maxes crib and did a keg stand. He got diarrhea faced!"
Diarrhea Faced by BJCkillas March 8, 2012

Facebook Diarrhea

When someone will not stop posting facebook posts, no matter how many people dont care
"Jim has got a bad case of facebook diarrhea. He will not posting posts"

"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
Facebook Diarrhea by Mr_Nice_Guy October 21, 2012

Facebook diarrhea

The case where someone can't stop themselves from posting every insignificant thought or occurrence to their Facebook status. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth but for social networks.
Joe: Damn, Jill changes her Facebook status like every 5 minutes!

Mary: I know, That skank has Facebook diarrhea.

diarrheaface

noun:
for when calling a colleague poopface does not suffice

verb:
used as a threat
NOUN: "OMG I can't believe you said that. You are such a poopface"

"Yeah well you're a diarrheaface"

VERB: "Get out the way. Or Imma diarrhea on yo face"
diarrheaface by diarrheaface September 12, 2011