diaper dandy

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

diaper dandy by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

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diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

diaper dandy by urban-housey March 27, 2021

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Diaper Dandy

A adult woman wearing diapers and a addiction to it

Hey I know you are being a diaper dandy wearing those diapers.

Diaper Dandy by oreolover3 May 11, 2026

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diaperdandy

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

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diaperdandy

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves

That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car

diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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