diaper dandy 

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

diaper dandy by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

diaper dandy 

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

diaper dandy by urban-housey March 27, 2021

Diaper Dandy

A adult woman wearing diapers and a addiction to it

Hey I know you are being a diaper dandy wearing those diapers.

Diaper Dandy by oreolover3 May 11, 2026

diaperdandy 

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

diaperdandy 

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves

That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car

diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004