diaper dandy
diaper dandy by bob bobertson February 3, 2005
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diaper dandy
In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.
"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."
diaper dandy by urban-housey March 27, 2021
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diaperdandy
diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004
diaperdandy
a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves
diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004
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