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Diamond Jubilee

A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.
"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."
by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012
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Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.
Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.
by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022
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Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.
Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polishrd off a bag of crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.
by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022
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