Urban Dictionary: Diamond

diamond

A guy who can't get a girl because all of them decide to claim him as a best friend. Every chick claims he's attractive, but every chick says there is someone out there for him. Probably not though.

Girl: This is my best friend Kell
Kell: Well I wanted to get on, but I'm obviously a diamond.

by Kell Lee October 09, 2009

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diamonds

For anybody who has a penis, it's whenever you see something that makes you extremely erect/rock hard.

"Man, that doujinshi made me diamonds."

by tetsuhikokariya September 10, 2015

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Diamonds

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

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Diamond

A guy who ditches all his friends to fall in love with the first girl he sees. In most cases you will go months at a time without seeing him, but he will make facebook appearences stating his dying love for this girl. Every 4 minutes.

Ya, Thad saw that girl at the party, she was hefty and he's still being a Diamond.

Did you see Eric's post on facebook, I was hoping it wasnt so but we wont be seeing much of that Diamond anymore.

You think that chick turned Roy into a Diamond?

by Ryan Yeagggggglleeeyy May 04, 2013

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Diamond

To describe when something is beyond cool, beyond ligit, or just precious.

"DUDEE! That jacket is sooo diamond;"

"Man, that girl Nina's so diamond..."

"Yeah then Mr. Rosenau totally fell down the stairs and smashed his face!"
"Hahahhaha, that's diamond."

by Crackkbaby February 13, 2008