dial up

The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve

Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004

dial up

a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.

A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda

by Briam September 1, 2003

dial up

1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k

2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general

1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up

2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.

by shootz2kill November 23, 2006

dial up

a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.

Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!

by Shadic January 10, 2005

dial up

1. To get amped or hype.

2. To party hard.

Past tense (dialed up)

John: You ready for the party tonight?

Mark: I'm ready, let's dial up!!

by pokemoke October 7, 2017

Dial Up

a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging

man quit being a dial up and get a move on.

by bob joe william fred erson December 1, 2010

dial up

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.

I feel ill. Im going to go dial up.
I got dial up all over my bathroom!

by eTX October 31, 2004