A self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts which usually starts with you being on a top of a roof shouting at your neighbors. At this point you know it's too late to go back, but luckily you are a person of many talents. You chug a beer and smash it against your face repeatedly, showing no pain, then display your skateboarding ability, right before falling into a slumber to show disrespect to your neighbors once again. One person will give you the middle finger, your belongings will be set on fire, and your pet pig will switch sides and join your neighbors. You may never wake up...You've reached Destination Fucked
by Rain Juice November 29, 2018
There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.
Welcome to Destination Fucked
by Povatron November 29, 2018
When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.
"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"
by LazarouDave November 30, 2018
When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019
A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.
"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"
by kingfisher93 November 30, 2018
A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason
Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!
by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018
When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.
by Siraco November 29, 2018