When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head
Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head
by Igotallthebooty June 10, 2020
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when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019
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When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.
I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.
by The Utah king May 11, 2022
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Noun - A person who, without fail, completes his daily tasks to the extreme, with no expense spared, and no detail too small. Who cannot accept good enough, and failure is never an option... ever.

Adj - To out do yourself; over-the-top; to sweat perfection.

History - a Desert Guy is one who can make a a piece of metal look like art or a pile of scrap go balls out through the desert. He is one who's vehicle never, ever breaks down, and always carries on. He has built so many redundancies into his machines that ten things can fail, and he still has a backup. He spends countless hours and untold dollars tinkering and perfecting. Taken from the world of off-road racing.

Abbrieviated - DG
"Man, That new fire extinguisher mount you made is unbelievable! Your a Desert Guy."

"Don't DG it! It doesn't have to be pretty! I need it tomorrow, not next week."
by FFRRAANNKK November 16, 2013
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When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk August 11, 2015
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1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
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