Male #1: Hey, why are you applying Vaseline on your ass?
Male #2: I just did the derriere deed with you know who, I have a sensitive bunghole cut me some slack!
Deakin derwishing is the practice of playing several gaming tables at the same time. A person may be playing roulette, blackjack and dice simultaneously by running from one table to the other placing bets. It can also be said of a person playing several slot machines at the same time
Simon was Deakin derwishing in the casino last night, at one stage he was playing 5 tables at once
That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!
A fine ass nigga that is very loyal to his girl he would give her his all and let not forget his stroke game is also the best ever give him your heart and it will never be broken
The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFLplayer Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.
Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."