Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

by ya I know March 10, 2019

Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

by icyte June 2, 2019

Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

Dense Cabbage

A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage”

by PigIA July 18, 2019

dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019

Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

by axelgust30 November 13, 2021

Dense Cabbage

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

by TuckerTrash25 January 7, 2019