Dennis Miller 

v. to use to many large, complex words in a sentence. Also, to make too many obscure historical references in a sentence.

Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant here, but the U.S. foreign policy makes about as much sense as Robert Fulton having sex with Beowulf at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Rovslofski filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.

Dennis Miller by Corn Flake December 11, 2006

Dennis Miller 

v. 1. To go from being liberal to conservative in an abrupt fashion. 2. To suddenly change from one state to it's opposite

If I vote for Kerry and he dennis millers I'm going to be pissed!

Dennis Miller by Rhodes June 7, 2004

dennis miller 

Political comedian/commentator. Warm up act for has-been egotistical tennis star. Man who disguises innability to discern between right, and his opinion with a thesaurus.

One of many, freedom fry consumers

dennis miller by Black-Cat Bone August 4, 2004

dennis miller ratio 

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

dennis miller ratio by paynbow April 25, 2006