When you either risk your life or actually die attempting to take a selfie that no one cares to see.
Ryan: Hey guy, did you hear what happened to Meagan?
Bradford: Yeah, I heard she fell off the Grand Canyon taking a delfie.
Bradford: Yeah, I heard she fell off the Grand Canyon taking a delfie.
by Phil Landers April 9, 2019
by BigDonKeedix December 24, 2016
by Stupid Word Guy March 12, 2019
d-ELFIE….really? it’s a DICK selfie…dickpick sent (usually unwarranted )by a douche with filters over bumps &lumps &enlargin stuff…don’t respond these types of boys have many DELPHIES (alternative spelling) probably a hidden file to send out to multiple women at once to see if anyone can help palmela cuz that bitch don’t even wanna touch it anymore and that bitch his main squeeze…WRINKLE DINKS the dumb ass jackin off to nothing sending a delph.
Text between funny bitches getting back at delfies that were scary and hard to see …names changed to protect the pussypics, strike that illicit knuckle wrinkles on the hands involved…more common then you think…it’s fooled delfie senders aka WRINKLE DINKS materbating to cracks of fingers and knees everywhere! Ladies are even sending insides of ear cartilage…men are stupid and pervs…
vgtl broad 1 (BETCH for sending that tiny ass filtered 💩:
girl, did u see the delfie he sent me?!?!?🤢🤏🏽 if I had to see it, u did too.
VgtL brilliant (and blinded) broad:
Lol it’s so photoshopped. Ok send him inside part of you knuckle wrinkle and I’ll try one too..should I try the back of my knee too incase it’s more vajay like???😂😂😂
betch broad:
Omg this is so fuckin funny he’s dot dot dotting
Vgtl brilliant idea bitch :
Me too…he said send another one…he never seen a Hoo HaH?!?!😂 he probably closes his eyes
Eeew gross I can’t do this anymore…are u almost here we got like an hr to go to bar?
vgtl broad 1 (BETCH for sending that tiny ass filtered 💩:
girl, did u see the delfie he sent me?!?!?🤢🤏🏽 if I had to see it, u did too.
VgtL brilliant (and blinded) broad:
Lol it’s so photoshopped. Ok send him inside part of you knuckle wrinkle and I’ll try one too..should I try the back of my knee too incase it’s more vajay like???😂😂😂
betch broad:
Omg this is so fuckin funny he’s dot dot dotting
Vgtl brilliant idea bitch :
Me too…he said send another one…he never seen a Hoo HaH?!?!😂 he probably closes his eyes
Eeew gross I can’t do this anymore…are u almost here we got like an hr to go to bar?
by vgtl urban legendz have it July 20, 2022
by Mortyboy August 2, 2017