Delbert

An Old English name meaning wise,smart,loving,kind,and handsome Delbert is also very strong

Delbert is a very smart boy. He will grow to become very sophisticated

by Anonymous Amazing January 18, 2014

delbert

The act of making something harder than it really is financially.

I was delberted earlier when I was unable approve a customer with and 840 fico score.

by Tk the realist January 27, 2006

Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.

He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021

Delbert Syndrome

When you are socially incompitent and have the need to say the n-word every 5 minutes.

"Omg this dude has Delbert syndrome"

by Big Drippa January 29, 2021

DELBERT

A DELBERT IS. Man who is gifted with a micro penis. A Delbert often masterbates in the closet while wearing his wife's panties. A Delbert often smokes Marijuana and eating gummy bears!

Did you see that DELBERT, HE HAD SUCH A TINY MICRO PENIS.

THAT MAN LOOK LIKE HE IS A DELBERT WEARING HIS WIFES PAINTIED SHOWING HIS TINY COCK

by CC11193 January 28, 2022

Delbert

the worst fucking name ive ever.

"kys delbert you fat gimp"

by gonginggingganbruvva April 16, 2020