December 22, 2012

The day people will choose the next doomsday.

December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------

Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again

December 22, 2012 by LegitDefinitions September 27, 2010

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December 22, 2012

The day after the world doesnt end.

person 1: "dude, wasnt the world supposed to end yesterday?!"

person 2: "pshh NO! its December 22, 2012. now what do you want for christmas?"

December 22, 2012 by ibelieveinlovee8766 July 5, 2010

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December 22, 2012

This is the day after December 21, 2012 (supposedly the apocalypse). On this day, people will feel like an asshole for believing the world will end the day before.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: December 22, 2012...

Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?

Person 2: No...we're still alive.

Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole!!!

December 22, 2012 by crazyhead June 4, 2009

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December 22, 2012

The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.

Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----

~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.

December 22, 2012 by ApocolypseNo January 13, 2013

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December 22 2012

The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.

December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.

December 22 2012 by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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