Journal Entry: December 21, 2012

"The world didn't end today, so I jerked off instead."
by Some asshole December 21, 2012
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The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.
December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.
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The day people will choose the next doomsday.
December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------

Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again
by LegitDefinitions September 26, 2010
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The day after the world doesnt end.
person 1: "dude, wasnt the world supposed to end yesterday?!"

person 2: "pshh NO! its December 22, 2012. now what do you want for christmas?"
by ibelieveinlovee8766 June 30, 2010
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The day after the huge, great, bad, sad, and crazy "nothing happened"!
Guy1: aren't you gonna help me to make a big fire?

Guy2: fire? What for?

Guy1: i wanna burn the mayan calendar and the nostradamus prophecies! It's december 22nd, 2012!

Guy2: good job! I'm in.
by AregSisakian June 4, 2012
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This is the day after December 21, 2012 (supposedly the apocalypse). On this day, people will feel like an asshole for believing the world will end the day before.
Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: December 22, 2012...

Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?

Person 2: No...we're still alive.

Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole!!!
by crazyhead June 4, 2009
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