Debbie Rowe

Debbie Rowe was a nurse working for Michael Jackson's dermatologist back in the day, living a totally normal life, no fame. After Michael Jackson’s divorce from Lisa Marie Presley, Debbie basically told him, "I'll give you kids if that's what you want." They got married in 1996, in Sydney, Australia. She gave birth to Prince and Paris, and then by 1999 they were divorced, she took a large settlement (estimated to be around $8 million), gave him full custody, and went straight back to her totally normal and quiet life like nothing ever happened.

Mia: Did you hear about Stephanie? She gave birth to her baby, handed it straight to the dad, and moved back to her parents’ ranch like nothing happened.

Liv: No way. That’s so Debbie Rowe of her.

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Debbie Rowe

Debbie Rowe was a nurse working for Michael Jackson's dermatologist back in the day, living a totally normal life, no fame. After Michael Jackson’s divorce from Lisa Marie Presley, Debbie basically told him, "I'll give you kids if that's what you want." They got married in 1996, in Sydney, Australia. She gave birth to Prince and Paris, and then by 1999 they were divorced, she took a large settlement (estimated to be around $8 million), gave him full custody, and went straight back to her totally normal and quiet life like nothing ever happened.

Mia: Did you hear about Stephanie? She gave birth to her baby, handed it straight to the dad, and moved back to her parents’ ranch like nothing happened.

Liv: No way. That’s so Debbie Rowe of her.

Debbie Rowe by okayq June 28, 2026

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