Deaf Leopard

A Cougar that is past their prime and needs a hearing aide.

I knew my tinder date was old, but instead of being a cougar she turned out to be a deaf leopard.

by Plucked Chook February 17, 2021

deaf leopard

a woman that is older than an elderly cougar but still has the looks and can still flaunt herself off

"That lady was so old? but you still hit that? She was a deaf lepard!"

"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"

by 4 Points October 30, 2009

deaf leppard

a sexual move where you shoot it in her ear and then hit her all over very quickly to make spots

I was having a bad day and longed for entertainment, so i gave my wife a def leppard

by ben December 10, 2003