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Milk for Dead Hamsters 

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.

The dead milkmen 

A bad ass punk band.
"The dead milkmen rock!"
The dead milkmen by Jerad October 10, 2003

The Dead Milkmen 

The Dead Milkmen are possibly one of the best punk bands ever, with probably the best sense of humor. Good band with a lot of good songs.
Mike- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Jack- I don't know.
Mike- Word around town is that you're gonna go see The Dead Milkmen.
Jack- Yeah, I'm thinkin' about goin to see The Dead Milkmen

The Dead Milkmen 

Kick ass punk band!!! (from philly which makes them even better)

they pertty much are mocking the dead kennedys(which, btw are also a great band) and other "punk" bands

anyway they write about stereotypes and have a very dry sense of humor

the best songs (in my opinion) are bitchin camero, punk rock girl, tiny town and takin retards to the zoo
dude! the dead milkmen are so funny!
cha! they rock!

The Dead Milkmen 

A very OLD punk band.
The Dead Milkmen are weird
The Dead Milkmen by Larstait November 10, 2003

milking a dead rat 

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
milking a dead rat by buches October 9, 2012