A Daberist is some what like a Therapist, but instead of helping you with your shitty problems; they teach you to dab away your problems. There are many types of Daberist's, the most commonly known ones are the Dabologists, Dabsychiatrists, and Dabsychoanalysts.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"