Daven

Daven is cool and has a huge cock and his black friend is probably gay and I think his name is Jeffrey, daven is cool and smokes weed all day he a cool kid

Daven is lit

by Clouivty June 29, 2020

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Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah. He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. He

Lily: Daaaamn girl that guy is such a Daven, just look how hot he is

Jacky: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best

by SiIvaGunner April 9, 2018

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A beautiful girl who most guys fall for. She's really pretty and good at sports. You'll be lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She never backstabs her friends or treats them bad. She's always there for them. Most guys think she's amazing and she's just all around perfect.

Dang, that girl's name must be Daven!

by TGOD<3 June 6, 2011

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