Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'
by Koulas September 19, 2020
Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock!
Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.
Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.
by eternitygoth December 29, 2021
by Dave podzy September 24, 2010
He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious.
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.
But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.
But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!
by ticked off person December 4, 2018
Dave: the raddest dude around,can talk about stuff nuffs anything is cooler then cool acts all crazy but this kid is down with the nigga
Omg i learnt about radiation,how to be cool and stuff about how not to use the n word,and its all thanks to dave..
by cuntgonewest October 20, 2010