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Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
by Luingi April 16, 2021
mugGet the Dasani Watermug.

Dasani Water

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
mugGet the Dasani Watermug.

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