Dark Souls 2 

Long story short: Death Simulator 2014.

Dark Souls 2 is the sequel to From Software's 2011 smash hit "Dark Souls." In Dark Souls 2, the player takes the role as an undead who bears the curse of Hollowing each time he or she dies. During the player's endeavours within the open world of Drangelic, the world within the game, he or she will encounter dangerous enemies, traps, and most certainly bosses. These bosses can be simple, or they can be hair-tearing-out rage inducing, much like "Dark Souls."

NOTE: Life may occur in Dark Souls 2. If you stay alive for more than one hour, you may be hacking.

Person 1: I heard you purchased Dark Souls 2. How is it?

Person 2: Who are you? Who am I? Where are we? What is life?

Dark Souls 2 by Alteavy April 12, 2014

Dark Souls 2 

Dark Souls II is a smart, massive, and incredibly rewarding sequel. It’s crammed with deep systems, tense encounters, and enough clever multiplayer and New Game Plus elements to make me want to restart the second I saw the end credits. Not all of the tweaks and additions worked out for the best, but with such great enemies and levels to fight and explore, Dark Souls II made 60 hours of pain and agony so much fun they flew by in a heartbeat.

Have you ever played the dark souls trilogy? yeah my favorite one was Dark Souls 2, said jeffrey

Dark Souls 2 by Ashven January 16, 2022

Dark Souls 2 

A mistake

Bob; Hey wanna play Dark Souls 2 with me?
Tim; Sure let's go lose the last of our sanity

Dark Souls 2 by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021

Dark Souls 2 

The most disappointing game ever created by From Software. PVP is plagued with dark buffed katana users who also happen to spam R1. Sometimes unfair bosses such as Lost Sinner on NG+ and Flexile Sentry on NG+. Seriously, if you want a good game go play Bloodborne.

Bobby: Do you want to play some Dark Souls 2?
Bob: Fuck that, I'd rather be playing Bloodborne.

Dark Souls 2 by Eileen the Crow October 18, 2015

Hop on Dark Souls 2 

Slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex.

Hey Krisz, wanna hop on Dark Souls 2?

Hop on Dark Souls 2 by Chaserxrd August 12, 2025

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The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.

“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”

Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023