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Daphne Loves Derby 

The most awesome band in the WORLD with the most awesome lyrics.
There's nothing I can do to draw you close to me.
Can you take this silence like a pill so I can breathe again?
I've been trying to ignore the best parts of you.
I'm still hoping that I'll be with you somehow.
Please be home tonight.
I'll die if I don't get a chance to make this just right.
I'm sorry but I can't forget about the way I feel every time you're here.
What would it take for me to be with you?
I swear I'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed.
Please be impressed.
I'd go so far to please you but I bet you wouldn't care at all.
Hopeless love, please leave me.
This broken heart is far to weak to run for you this long.
Why don't you care at all?
I'm dying for a place in your heart.
Daphne Loves Derby by hopeless_love December 22, 2004
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Daphne Loves Derby 

A freaking awesome band from the state of Washington.
Like OMFG, I went to a Daphne Loves Derby concert last night and I was screaming "I fucking love you" the whole time.
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