Danne was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming him Danne after her father.
Danne was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.
He is the founder of Danne Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or DIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.
A horrible, mean-hearted crack whore who cannot dress herself and insits on wearing a small animal as a hair accessory. She ususally makes herself feel better by stifling other's creativity. She believes everything in literature and life can be related to herself, her son, Jesus, or Hitler.
Hottest bitch alive, sexy motherfucker, probably short, genius, best grades ever, best human being ever created. Danne belongs in a higher plane than everyone around her, she than everyone else.