Daniel Birkett 

Loves a co op pizza, a retarded scoundrel and has a sexy mum, touches up anyone and anywhere, not afraid to shoot his shot apart from at Christmas Day when he got rejected. Goes with a ginger dart board and loves a game of footy with Tammy. Occasionally miss pronounces his r but he makes up for that with his dads can service. Famous for his brother Cwaig

Run Daniel Birkett the sex offender is coming hide your mothers

Daniel Birkett by Tracy Birkett June 9, 2020

daniel birkett 

A sex offender who loves a co op pizza, has a sexy mum, a cab driving dad and a Cwaig. Got rejected on Christmas Day by a rats ginger a loves a warm touch of the thigh, he will touch you up if your not looking. He is a retarded scoundrel who will do anything to protect his beloved brandon

Run Daniel Birkett is chasing you he wants to touch you up

daniel birkett by Tracy Birkett June 9, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008