Damp Wood

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A semi-boner.
Not 100% soft, but not 100% hard.
Can be anywhere in between those values

Person 1 - Hey, that girl was actually pretty hot.
Person 2 - Yeah. She gave me damp wood.

Damp Wood by tmh3 July 23, 2009

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Damp Wood

"kahoy" na may boyfriend na at hindi mo na pwedeng basain ng man gravy mo

Ayyyy Shit man "kahoy" sana kaso Damp Wood na eh binasa na ni edgar.....

Damp Wood by erniemanzero and RagdeOnicro January 31, 2008

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