When angered by the one you love, you respond not by voice, but with action. In a lust filled rush, you drug them, slowly kill them with power tools, and have your way with the still warm corpse.

Named after the real american hero Jeff Dahmer!
Hey man, my ho said we should ease off, use the time apart to see if we are right for each other, so I went Dahmer on that bitch's ass!
by rad June 13, 2004
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The act of having your penis bit off during oral sex.
I really hope I don’t end up with dahmer dick when I get head tonight.
by Poncherelli October 14, 2022
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Oversized square shape glasses that have a double bridge which match the style worn by Jeffrey Dahmer.
I be reppin' those J Dahmers when trying to pick up those true crime honeys.
by Jackie Dalner October 29, 2022
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there was a man
named Jeffrey Dahmer
He raped some kids
He gave them drugs,
And they gave him...hugs
Apparently, Jeffrey Dahmer's last words were "What's eating you, buddy?"
by hi babies February 11, 2004
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People that went to school with Jeffrey, say he was the class clown. Faking epilectic seizures and rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer, Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. He was the class clown. Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. Rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer!!!
we love you dahmer!!!!!
by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005
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Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.
GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
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A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.
Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the dobler dahmer theory.
by Yangarang April 7, 2016
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